One of Hollywood's most famous muscle-men has been missing in action for a long time. But not any longer.
Yes, it's the sequel nobody was waiting for.
But it's coming.
No, it isn't Police Academy, Rocky, or even Goonies.
Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren are reprising their 'Universal Soldier' roles for a new film.
Just when the TV landscape is looking bleak, ABC goes and does something brilliant. They hire a huge celebrity to star in a sitcom! Always a good move for networks right? Well, the comedy supreme legend starring in this sure to be pinnacle of entertainment, happens to be someone of unparalleled brilliance! No, not Larry David! Sorry it ain't Will Ferrel! You guessed it, NICOLE RICHIE?!!! P29MMNQWQ8QU
Speaker of the House 
Obama will lay out his plan for dealing with the war in Afghanistan. Unfortunately, the speech will force ABC to bump "A Charlie Brown Christmas." Can we really have Christmas without Charlie Brown? I'm not sure.