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Jalen Rose Headed For Another Big House

Jalen Rose DUIFark.com referred to former NBA star Jalen Rose, after receiving his 20 day jail sentence for a DUI as:  "Jailin' Rose". 

Metta World Peace Taking His Talent To The Dance Floor

Ron Artest on Dancing with the StarsNBA stars are expecting a long lockout, so many are exploring playing professionally overseas.

Last week, Kevin Love announced that he plans to fill his unexpected free time by taking up beach volleyball, starting with the Manhattan Beach Open, at the end of August.  

Floyd Mayweather Stays Unbeaten, Even In Court

Floyd Mayweather Bill’s Gamblin’ Hall lawsuitEven though he seems uninterested in a long awaited showdown with Manny Pacquiao, Floyd Mayweather has maintained his career unbeaten streak. Last week, he won again. 

A Las Vegas district court judge dismissed a lawsuit filed by nightclub bouncer Clay Gerling, against Floyd Jr. and his entourage, for an incident at Bill's Gamblin' Hall on the Las Vegas strip. 

Apparently, Gerling had the unmitigated gall to ask the fellows for their identification. Soon after, a choke hold was placed on Gerling by Mayweather's bodyguard. 

Floyd remains unbeaten in 41 bouts and in his recent courtroom battle as well.  Hopefully, he will now put his streak on the line versus Pacquiao, instead of continuing to avoid fighting him. 

 

AT&T Park Going To The Birds

AT&T Park BirdsThe San Francisco Giants and their seagulls used to coexist quite nicely. The birds would flock to AT&T Park after the final out to feast on leftover popcorn, hot dog buns, pizza and even garlic fries. Lately, however, the gulls along with some hungry pigeons have become unwanted party crashers, arriving while the games are still being played, now becoming more aggressive and annoying the fans. 

The Giants are considering employing a resident falcon to intimidate the flying pests, hoping to have some of these falcons set up a home on one of the light poles.  

US Excels In Important International Competition

Burke KennyThe Americans may not have done well at the British Open, Wimbledon, or the Tour de France, but the country did clean up in one recent overseas event.  

At this year's World Beard and Moustache Championships in Trondheim, Norway, Craig “Rooty” Lundvall of South Everett, Washington won the full beard competition and Burke Kenny of Olympia, Washington placed first in the natural full beard with styled moustache category.

The state of Washington must be beaming with pride. 

Americans also won competitions in the imperial moustache, Hungarian moustache and freestyle sideburns divisions.    

Kevin Love Taking His Talents To Manhattan Beach

Kevin Love Manhattan Beach OpenWhile rumors continue about the possibility of NBA stars playing this season in Europe or China, Kevin Love of the Timberwolves has a different plan. He wants to take his talents to Manhattan Beach (California).   

At a press conference in New York City Tuesday, the leading rebounder in the NBA announced that he intends to play in next month's Manhattan Beach Open on the pro volleyball circuit.  

Love said he was approached by representatives of tour sponsor Jose Cuervo.  

"I’m not expecting to win," explained Love, "but I am expecting to be competitive."  

Love, who lives in nearby Santa Monica during the off-season, also hopes to be selected as a USA team member in the Olympic basketball competition next year.  

No Football Preferred Over Favre?

Brett FavreAndy Borowitz at borowitzreport.com wrote this week:  "In a poll released today, faced with a possible comeback of quarterback Brett Favre, most NFL fans prefer a lockout." 

Revisiting Atlanta’s Controversial 19th Inning Victory

Jerry Meals Eye ExamPerhaps home plate umpire Jerry Meals got it right; more likely he screwed it up.  The bottom line is that Atlanta got a 19 inning win over Pittsburgh Tuesday, when Julio Lugo was called safe at home, even though the throw clearly beat him to the plate. Check out the incredible video.

The real problem is that baseball lags far behind other sports in the use of modern technology.  A modified instant replay system could rule on controversial calls accurately and rapidly.  A manager should be allowed a video replay challenge every game.  

Let's make a change and soon.    

McIIroy Playing Doubles With Wozniacki?

Rory McIlroy and Caroline WozniackiThe world's hottest golfer, Rory McIlroy of Northern Ireland, gained prominence after winning the Masters earlier this year. Immediately, the British media dubbed him the "New Tiger."  

The 22-year-old took time off from his busy golf schedule to attend a heavyweight championship boxing match in Hamburg on July 2. McIIroy watched Brit David Haye and champ Wladimir Klitschko from a seat in the VIP section.   

McIIroy was seated just behind women's tennis number one Caroline Wozniacki of Denmark. The two uberstars began to flirt openly on Twitter and Rory seems to be infatuated with the recently turned 21- year-old Danish blonde.

Has Caroline entered a new game of doubles?

The tabloids in Europe predictably are going gaga.  

Golden Arches Not Welcome in London?

McDonaldsSebastian Coe was a world record holder and Olympic champion in the metric mile during the 1980s. Currently, Coe serves as the head of the London 2012 Olympic Games.  

At the present time, Coe is sprinting away from critics who are not fond about a recent Olympic sponsorship.

McDonald's will open four fast food restaurants in the Olympic park, including a super-sized facility in the center. The hamburger king will be the only "restaurant" on site and estimates it will sell 1.75 million meals during the Games.

Critics claim the McDonald's deal sends out the wrong message, but Coe disagrees.  

"Nobody is forcing you to eat McDonald's on an hourly basis," said Coe.  "Let's be clear--without the support of our sponsors, the Olympics just do not take place."

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