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Ashlee Simpson, Talentless and Now As Dumb As Her Sister!

There was never a more glorious moment for me, than Ashlee Simpson's infamous SNL lip synching appearance. I laughed a villainous, diabolical belly laugh for around 3 weeks straight when it happened. I took comfort that another hack had fallen victim to her own talent void! Then dark clouds appeared overhead and, the rain began... she never went away!!!! She stayed in the news by dating that Fall Out Boy guy...leaving absolutely no chance at all that the child they bear would have any chance of understanding what good music is!

In the latest evil scheme from the devil, Ashlee Simpson is starring in Broadway's "Chicago." If that itself wasn't terrible enough, Ashlee hasn't even learned humility at all from the jihad she has declared on her career! According to StarPulse, Ashlee forgot the name of her co-star and male lead in a live television interview!!! The guys name is Brent Barrett, and Ashlee apparently tried to immediately brush it under the table with the following verbal disaster...

"Oh my god! Names, names, names, names, names."

Dear Ashlee,

Is there anyway you could stop pretending you deserve a spotlight, and just suckle a gravy job workin' for your sister or man! It would really mean alot to us

Sincerely,

Human Society

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Andy Green is a freak who can be found in the dark caverns of all things media. Having spent over ten years and counting in the radio industry, Andy has his pulse on all things music. Andy is a regular contributor on AOL's men's entertainment site Asylum and also the host of their bi-monthly web series Fattitude.  He can be heard Monday thru Friday on Q106 in Lansing, Michigan as well.

He was born--and remains-- a full blown geeked-out nerd who knows every Marvel Comics characters' alter ego and day job!  We hope you enjoy reading and watching the iFollo celebrity madness that flows from the dark pit of Andy's cerebrum!

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