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Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan Shacking Up?! Let's Hope They Don't Procreate!

There comes a moment, usually every single day where I am in the understanding that the world couldn't get any weirder! That hypothesis is usually blasted out of the water when I start strollin' the internet out of boredom! I typically read something every day that shakes the foundation of the understanding I have on this universe! Today that moment happened when I read OK Magazine's report that Jessica Simpson has fallen in love again. It's with a guy in a band, nothing strange there. Oh wait, she's hooking up with the weird-ass front guy of The Smashing Pumpkins-Billy Corgan!

I happen to like Corgan's music, I just don't recommend listening to it when you are having a bad day, or after a fight with your girlfriend, or when rent is due! That said, it is really great tunage!! The real bummer when it comes to the Pumpkins- is the shear douchiness Billy Corgan displays on a regular basis. You can really tell that the guy had a rough time in High School, and he is not the coolest guy around. When I saw Corgan with the latest lineup of The Smashing Pumpkins in Cleveland, Ohio about a year ago the guy got on stage and ranted and raved about how big his house was. Classy! "Shut up and sing your songs!" I yelled!

Could you imagine the spawn of Corgan and Simpson! It would be some creepy little Damian baby, except it would screw up all of it's terrifying shenanigans because of it's inherited low IQ!

Picture courtesy of The Official Smashing Pumpkins website!

Picture Courtesy of The Official Jessica Simpson Website!

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crashhelmet's picture

no way that can not be true!!!

I actually sat beside billy corgan at christchurch aiport after Smashing P's had played at the chch town hall the night before (great concert - last one of the tour i believe which are always epic). I didn't get up the courage to tell him it was a great gig though.

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