One of the fun ways to figure out where celebs are during Sundance, is to look for the insane clusters of people surrounding the outside of windows. As I was walking down Main Street in Park City, I saw a mass of people that reminded me of that troop of penguins making their way across the arctic tundra. Everybody was packed in tight.

I asked the first person I saw, "What's goin on?" To which they replied a group of words that will devastate your psyche if you let it. "Paris Hilton is in there!" the lady said with actual excitement in her voice. As Paris left the building, literally 40 people went chasing her down the streets. I raised my fist to the air and shouted with the power of 10,000 dying suns  "Don't you understand the only way to stop her is to not care!!!!!????"