My friend and I Alan, went to a Knicks game in Madison Square Garden. We had pretty good seats, in front of us was one man sitting in the middle of a section with all the seats around him empty and on the outside of this section were security guards. We noticed that it was one of the greatest boxers of all time Evander Holyfield sitting by himself.
Me and Alan tried to meet him but the guards wouldn't let us near him. As the game continued, I went to the men's room. As I was standing at the urinal, I turned and looked and three urinals away there was the champ, without any security.
I said, "Hey champ. Enjoying the game?" He replied, "Yea. I love the Knicks." Then I said, " I would shake your hand, but I think you understand." He laughed and I said, "Enjoy the rest of the game." I went back and told my friend. I said, " You can't sit near the champ, but you can pee right next to him."