This is a funny funny short story..I had just left a Restaurant talking to a manager about sipnsample and I was walking sorta fast because it was an unexpected stop and I was late and I only wanted to ask a few questions and get a chicago Restaurant owners opinion..  Anyhow, I was late and I was moving fast.

I heard someone saying Lewis..  then L...E...W...I...S... in sorta a singing type voice. Then LEWIS... in sort of a yell which made me turn around.. It was this short lady who looked familiar. But I couldn't tell. I thought it was my aunt so I walked closer and squinting. She was squinting. I was squinting and was trying to figure each other out and I yelled Mary?  And she looked puzzled.. then behind her, and I said.. Mary? she looked even more puzzled. Realizing I wasn't Lewis she got in her car and drove off.  Well a lady that was crossing the street, about a foot away from her, was looking at her and said.. Oh my God...  and started talking to her friend.. As I got closer to the ladies, I heard her say.."That was oprah yelling for somebody" I wonder who..

man, I should of said.. HEY GIRL it's me Lewis..  So who is Lewis?