One of my really good friends called me up and asked if I would like to accompany him on a voyage to Cincinnati to visit our old buddy named Josh! I said sure, I knew it was gonna be a blast! On the way from northwest Ohio to Cincinnati one must prepare themself for a truly shocking site on the side of the road, while traveling this route.

Right between a city called Dayton, and Cincinnati there is the most horrifying, giant Jesus statue coming out of a lake. It's size is simply rediculous, and it seriously looks like a giant Jesus carved out of butter! Google butter Jesus and you will see what I mean.

When we got to Josh's house the party was underway. I decided that it would be a night that I would literally soak my brain in delicious, fizzy, beer! A few friends came over to hang out, and threw out the idea of going to a local bar to check out a cage match! I love the UFC, and MMA so I was definitely down.

The bar was a little red-necky, but other than that it was sweet. Rich Franklin was a guest referee for one of the fights. What I remember most...which isn't much(see earlier part of the story regarding beer consumption) is that Rich Franklin's nose was all jacked up from an unfortunate run in with the knees of a pissed off, long legged Brazillian named Anderson Silva! I also remember still being under the impression at that time, that Jäger bombs were a good thing!

Photo courtesy of Rich Franklin's official website:

www.richfranklin.com